In shocking news, after a laborious six-month Senate hearing process, the Players Union for Major League Baseball will decide to prohibit the use of steroids as long as MLB adheres to their demands.
“We really mean it,” Bob Mitchell will say, speaking for the Union, “As long as MLB stops drug testing, the players have agreed [...]

An unnamed band of buccaneers will become crowd favorites garnering cheers and a smattering of applause after sinking the competition in the annual Race Across the Gulf this coming June. Starting in Corpus Christi and ending in Tampa this race lasts just over a week and is no stranger to unsportsmanlike conduct; however, experts will [...]

Athens, Georgia—By the end of February, the University of Georgia will announce the creation of a new drought-ending plan. The plan, which will be designed to fight the devastating drought facing large parts of the state, will rely primarily on what some researchers and legal analysts call “SEC Football”. The main idea is that as [...]