In a shocking turn from normal Necro-Satanic procedure, the Morningstar, also known as Satan, will decide to postpone the much anticipated Apocalypse. While originally scheduled for the end of the Aztec calendar in 2012, Satan will decide that the end of the world must be closer to a Bush family member being in office, and [...]

Ankara, Turkey—Turkey will launch a world wide call for freelance scientific geniuses, specifically ones with a background in lasers and no “prejudice against super villainy.”
To questions voiced by the press, Abdullah Gül, Turkey’s controversial young president with a penchant for the dramatic, will decline to give specifics about his research goals. Dressed head to toe in [...]

Las Vegas, NV – It will be easy to trace the downward spiral of Las Vegas’ most successful call girl, Cecilia Minor, aka Pepper. Formerly an acclaimed adult escort, Minor will throw away her pleasure industry empire with one illicit foray into local politics.
“It all started when I took that learning annex course in Political [...]

Taking a lesson from the Brits, U.S. courts will soon be facing a dress code overhaul. Inside sources will inform us after the first of April of a new mandate which will have lawyers trading in their three piece suits for horsehair wigs and black silk robes. After much debate a panel of specialists will [...]

Shortly after ceding control of the U.S. Mint to foreign contractors in early 2010, problems will arise.