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Tinted Happy Glasses Replacing Prescription Pills

by Laurence Cole

May 3 2010

A new accessory is hitting the market next spring: therapeutic sun glasses.  The new fasion accessory/mood modifier will be designed to positively enhance the wearer’s overall outlook on life.  While many colors will be available to suit any wardrobe, shades of pink will prevail.
Users of the new glasses notice little difference between the effects of [...]

Too Sexy for My … Spleen? Cosmetic Organ Removal to Turn Heads on Paris Runways

by Emma Taylor

Mar 22 2010

Paris, France—The cutting edge of fashion will never seem so sharp as new fall styles hit the catwalks all across Europe in 2012. As the models mount their towering heels and prepare to strut for the camera, the savvy observer will know there is more to their rail thin figures than dieting alone can accomplish.
In [...]

Rainforest Research to Wrap Up: Scientists Disappointed, Confidence Man Hopeful

by Emma Taylor

Feb 15 2010

For decades the world’s rain forests have lingered like a mirage on the horizon of medical progress, but at least one will shortly be deemed medically irrelevant. Described by many as a storehouse for potential cures, the Amazonian Basin has been disappointing researchers for many years. With nothing to show for their efforts, the scientific [...]

New Years Resolutions May Be Hazardous to Health

by Emma Taylor

Dec 28 2009

Every year around this time hundreds of Americans take stock of their lives and resolve to do better. Some choose exercise, others dieting, still others make plans to improve themselves—and break them just as quickly backsliding into even worse behavior. Conventional wisdom suggests that change is good, but is it really? According to a startling [...]

Extreme Identity Theft to Become a Problem in Mid-2008

by Emma Taylor

Dec 21 2009

Boston, MA – Lucas McFinney, a struggling actor from Boston will get the surprise of his life this August when he discovers he’s been the first documented victim of extreme identity theft in U.S. history. The startling revelation will come after an odd phone call from his mother congratulating him on his starring role in [...]

FDA to Finally Approve the Home Vasectomy Device

by Laurence Cole

Nov 16 2009

Under pressure from Congress, the FDA will relent on Friday and pledge to approve a controversial device designed to allow men to perform a vasectomy on themselves without any supervision. XSurgical Devices, Inc. designed the Home Vasectomy Device (HVD) in 2002, but it has been stalled in stage three trials for 18 months due to [...]