Lingering educational debt will haunt the paychecks of many young Americans as the cost of a decent college education rises ever higher. In response to repeat defaults on financial loans, several universities will implement a new means of repayment, The Offspring Repossession Initiative, jokingly termed “the Rumpelstiltskin Agreement.”
This controversial financial aid package will offer a [...]

While summer gas prices will keep people at home this summer, an exciting new energy source will be coming out on the horizon. In mid August, Terrapin Beer of Athens, Georgia will find a way to synthesize beer as an alternative fuel. The beer-fuel will be called Rye Fuel Ale, and will be consumable as both [...]

While the rest of the nation reels from the precipitous rise of fuel and energy costs, one segment of the population will remain unaffected and indifferent to the plight of the nation: The Amish. The collective smugness of the plain people will lead to soured relations with “the English” as they call the general populace, [...]

Shortly after ceding control of the U.S. Mint to foreign contractors in early 2010, problems will arise.