Los Angeles, CA—Stephen Matthews, a local retired literature professor from U.S.C. will expend his remaining fortune in early autumn of this year for the sake of satisfying his professional curiosity. After an unremarkable career, and several months at Sunny Hill Retirement Home, Mr. Matthews and his roommate, famed German statistical mathematician Friedrich Barker, will join [...]

For decades the world’s rain forests have lingered like a mirage on the horizon of medical progress, but at least one will shortly be deemed medically irrelevant. Described by many as a storehouse for potential cures, the Amazonian Basin has been disappointing researchers for many years. With nothing to show for their efforts, the scientific [...]

After 35 years in the Cook County DMV, Ronald J. Hacket will be reunited with his family this coming weekend. For the last 35 years, he has been awaiting his ticket to be called. Unbeknownst to him, his ticket was actually called ten minutes after he arrived in 1965. However, he missed the call because [...]

Hollywood, CA—Coming to the new fall lineup in 2010 will be the latest batch of reality shows to daze and titillate the masses. One among them however will be distinguished by ratings and scandal. Hailed as “shockingly conventional” and “inevitable” by some, The Coliseum will still take a small, sheltered portion of the population by [...]