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New Years Resolutions May Be Hazardous to Health

by Emma Taylor

Dec 28 2009

Every year around this time hundreds of Americans take stock of their lives and resolve to do better. Some choose exercise, others dieting, still others make plans to improve themselves—and break them just as quickly backsliding into even worse behavior. Conventional wisdom suggests that change is good, but is it really? According to a startling [...]

Extreme Identity Theft to Become a Problem in Mid-2008

by Emma Taylor

Dec 21 2009

Boston, MA – Lucas McFinney, a struggling actor from Boston will get the surprise of his life this August when he discovers he’s been the first documented victim of extreme identity theft in U.S. history. The startling revelation will come after an odd phone call from his mother congratulating him on his starring role in [...]

Wigs to Make a Reappearance on Capitol Hill

by Emma Taylor

Dec 14 2009

Taking a lesson from the Brits, U.S. courts will soon be facing a dress code overhaul. Inside sources will inform us after the first of April of a new mandate which will have lawyers trading in their three piece suits for horsehair wigs and black silk robes. After much debate a panel of specialists will [...]

Gender Blender: Artists Lobby for True Sexual Equality

by Emma Taylor

Dec 7 2009

Though art has advanced far beyond the era of the economically placed fig leaf, some will argue that the art world still harbors many prudish and outmoded traditions. Since the first caveman scratched phallic symbols of masculine virility in the ashes of his fire pit, artists everywhere have limited their models to a single [...]