Athens, Georgia—By the end of February, the University of Georgia will announce the creation of a new drought-ending plan. The plan, which will be designed to fight the devastating drought facing large parts of the state, will rely primarily on what some researchers and legal analysts call “SEC Football”. The main idea is that as [...]

Shortly after ceding control of the U.S. Mint to foreign contractors in early 2010, problems will arise.

Continuing its recent trend of introducing new iPod products on a near-weekly basis, Apple will release it’s latest addition to the product line, the Super Nano, within the next week. While featuring no actual new features except for now being the size of a sugar cube, Apple stressed that the Super Nano would, “usher in [...]

Sources say that the robots that we have sent to Mars will be building factories and replicating themselves at an alarming rate, starting tomorrow. Nobody knows exactly what weapons these fearsome machines will wield, but experts agree they will be deadly in some way.